by ndntones December 16, 2011
Get the buffalo maskmug. by Natalia<333 October 21, 2021
Get the mask checkmug. The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.
Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.
by YAWA October 4, 2020
Get the Masking Ticketmug. A sexual act performed during, oral, anal or vaginal sex, when a male pulls out just before ejaculation. Then he releases semen on her face and then slams a screen door, or any object for that matter, in her face. Pillows, blankets, walls, doors etc. can be used or anything that when pulled away creates a "webbing" effect.
She took that Spider Mask like a champ, I can still see the grid from the screen door on her face and there was webbing for days.
by jefferson mario April 13, 2010
Get the Spider Maskmug. A club of silly little Penn students who put on musical comedy shows and somehow have their own theatre in downtown Philadelphia. The buy troupe is comprised of four sections: cast, band, crew, and biz. The club is so ahead of its time that it began accepting non-men in 2022, only 134 years after its founding!
Student 1: Hey are you going to the Mask and Wig show tonite?
Student 2: Ya, it's at 310 Quince St.
Student 1: Poggers.
Student: Dad, I think I'm gonna join Mask and Wig!
Dad: Isn't that a lot of work?
Student: I'll just apply to Biz.
Student 2: Ya, it's at 310 Quince St.
Student 1: Poggers.
Student: Dad, I think I'm gonna join Mask and Wig!
Dad: Isn't that a lot of work?
Student: I'll just apply to Biz.
by tampaxpearla November 14, 2022
Get the mask and wigmug. When properly handling or wearing a face mask is far from obvious, because a disturbing number of mask wearers are quasi-clueless how to properly protect themselves against the coronaviruses and their variants.
Like common sense that isn’t common after all, the general population needs to be continually exposed to the art of masking through health awareness campaigns to avoid preventable corona infections or deaths.
by MathPlus November 1, 2021
Get the The Art of Maskingmug. A serious public Heath crisis that exists between, or even within, the constituent United States created by differing opinions and mandates regarding face mask usage benefits.
Ok, the Governor from Georgia just 'undid' the Atlanta Mayor's Executive order requiring masks; in Alabama the Sheriff won't enforce the Governors mask ordinance...I wonder who's gonna win the Mask Wars?
by YAWA July 18, 2020
Get the Mask Warsmug.