The epitome of dick. One who plays Neopets and acts like he rules the world because he has some super expensive item that he obtained unfairly. He has a posse of girls, most of whom became his friend AFTER he obtained this rare item (most of whom are also ugly/bitches). If you ever come across a Marquardt or Monophyte on Neopets, well...let's just say that you should run far, far away. He will only make you do degrading things. Don't give him the attention he so desires.
Marquardt: No example can adequately convey how much of an ugly dick this kind of person really is.
All you have to do is read the last name to understand that he is a smelly fart.
All you have to do is read the last name to understand that he is a smelly fart.
by I regret meeting a Marquardt July 25, 2010
Get the Marquardt mug.Marquette is home to the biggest thots in America. The girls of Marquette all developed scoliosis for sticking their asses so far out. Don’t even get me started on the hoe guys. If you live in Marquette. Leave. It’s toxic.
by Negaunee hoe June 16, 2019
Get the Marquette mug.Marquest he is kinda funn Thinks he has all the girls but really doesn’t he will get mad for no reason and he is smaller in size if you know what I mean 😂
Marquest is funny
by Joe daddy November 3, 2019
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A retarted ass nigga. Has no friends, and will never hit puberty. His ass finna be a virgin till he 85.
"Oh fuck, Marquel's here"
by BigDickNick12 October 21, 2020
Get the Marquel mug.A person without freedom. This person is not allowed anywhere but the library and school. Friends of Marqueezys are constantly asking them when theyre going to get their freedom.
person 1: Yo wanna come to my house bro?
Person two: Nah i cant, im not allowed to go to anyones house.
Person 3: Why are you being such a marqueezy bro?
Person two: Nah i cant, im not allowed to go to anyones house.
Person 3: Why are you being such a marqueezy bro?
by Taylor Lautener August 1, 2012
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