Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine

someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.

Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately

by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020

minimum pimping

When something really sucks.

That car Araminta is driving is so minimum pimping that I refuse to ride around in it.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

maximum capacity

when your bases are loaded. when the toaster is full. when all three holes got a dick.

Kyle: Hey bro hit up Rob i met this cool chick and she's down for maximum capacity.

by raz December 28, 2016

Maximum density

A point where a material has its highest density

Water's maximum density is at 3.98 degrees celsius

by dbizdfvy May 15, 2019

Maximum Increase

A term used to describe breeders who deserve economic compensation in the form of $1,000,000.

Doug: Yo fam, you hear about kyle and karen?
Steve: Ya man, they totally deserve some Maximum Increase as of last night
Doug: Booyah!

by UrbanYoloSwag July 20, 2020

BMB (Bare Minimum Bitch)

A female that accepts minimal attention, respect, time, love, admiration, and affection from her mate.

I feel sorry for her. She’s a BMB (Bare Minimum Bitch). Her man man knows she doesn’t have a car or a house. He makes lots of money and only bought her a bike. Wow!

by Sherëmy July 28, 2022

POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity)

The ideal location or spot to be in for success.

At a bar, I want to sit at a table that is a POMO (Positionof Maximum Opportunity) for checking out the hotties.

In sports, I was in a POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity) to receive the pass that led to my score.

by Hang Loose Bro March 27, 2010