machooters

when a woman or girl think they have rather large boobies when they actually don't

knock knock
who's their ?
mac who?
machooters!

by cayjoc January 24, 2009

Mahomosexual

1. When you are obsessed with Mahomes, similar to Bronsexuals.

2. When you're gay only for the homies

1. (Dude) "Mahomes is better than Brady, Montana, Manning, and every other QB ever omg." (Other dude) " You're a Mahomosexual dude"

2. Tony : "Yo you wanna suck my dick?"

Jared "Thats gay as fuck but your my friend and I'm mahomosexual so whip out"

by WellDefinedNibba October 26, 2020

Mahone

It means eat my ass in Gaelic.

If this is your last name then you a real one.

Only people who know a Mahone can talk to me.

by Eatmass December 8, 2020

Machonk

Lightning McQueen but he a thicccc

Damn girl you lookin like a machonk and a half right now.

by $70 drank October 14, 2021

Segregating the Mahogany

A term used to describe Masturbation.

Adam: John has been in the bathroom for a long time.
Jimmy: Yeah, something tells me he might be Segregating the Mahogany up there..

by OakDomino July 6, 2016

Manhood department

Anything that has to do with something that manly men have/or do.

Guy 1: Your facial hair isn't growing, you're lacking in the manhood department.
Guy 2: Fuck you, at least I have a big penis, my manhood is all their.

by James7LaxBro December 26, 2011

Mexican Manhole

The act of fingering somebody’s asshole after getting Dorito dust on your phalanges .

“Hey man, how did your date go last night?”
“It was awesome, I gave her a Mexican Manhole”

by Dunk Master Dewey February 7, 2020