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Malik

Terrorist, Kanye dick-rider, who has no chin/jawline. What he does have, however, is quite a desirable mother. The pages in Malik's math books are all stuck together from all the jizz as Malik is aroused by math.
Malik, Guess what.
What?
LeBron James!
by ThisNameIsTaken7 December 9, 2022
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"I am so good ar basketball i can be MAlik
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Malik

Malik is the name given to a strong leader. You often will find that people look up to them and admire their dominant nature. Maliks tend to have a hard time expressing their feelings but they are deep thinkers, who are very compassionate. Once they let their guard down, you will get to learn about their softness and begin to discover a completely alternative side to them.

They are also very good company and usually very attractive.

Anyone who’s close enough to a Malik is very lucky!
Malik is so unbelievably amazing!
by Alishaaaaa January 10, 2022
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A guy with a 30 cm penis, his dick is like your arm but twice, the veins on his cock are bigger than your forehead
some random white girl: omg malik can i suck you cock
Malik:yea sure
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Zara Malik: heavenly and seraphim, honey and moonlight in a quiet garden and starry-eyed divinity made up of solar flares and condemning sanctity.
Zara Malik is a nameless girl in freshest summer greens, a saint, an angel.
by secret admirer 👀 June 2, 2022
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A weirdo who likes truck and simp's for every girl he looks at including Rosaline
Malik is a fag
by anonymous June 3, 2022
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someone who loves to talk about curry , jerks off to arguing with people , always eating chicken , porn addiction, can’t shoot 3’s , runs out of breath easily, used to be farm equipment
i like watermelon and chicken”malik
by jimmydeanbowlandprotein December 19, 2021
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