malaka

achilles kalfoglou

hey cortese malaka you coming palms malaka?

by ed8493@3’sm December 8, 2023

malakas

a very beautiful person that is ethreal

you say this when you want to compliment someone and make them your friend

omg you are so malakas today <333

by mamakis December 10, 2023

Malakai

A stupid idiot that misspells everything

He's just like a Malakai.

by Uriah Playz March 9, 2024

málahead

A term used to describe someone who is clapped or retarded. Often used in irish slang

"Kelly, you're am absolute málahead"

by KELLY_R April 4, 2024

malakapalli

OH HOT. OH SO SIZZZLINGGG HOTTT. HOTTTTTT. Is he cellular respiration? Because he takes your breath away. All his height goes to his charm, and his....

One look into his eyes will make you dizzy and your mouth will go wide and you may start salivating but hold it in because he's the GOATTTTTT

girl 1: Did you see that guy who just cured cancer and now all the girls are swarming him?

girl 2: Omg ikr gurlll, he must be a MALAKAPALLI.

by kvhoyt May 21, 2024

Malakai

synonym for cuck

sit in the malakai chair!

by Leland Carwyn Jenkins July 19, 2025

Kurwa-Malaka Line

An imaginary geographical guide line that helps Europeans orient themselves when they are not sure whether they live in the Eastern Europe or the Western Europe.
It was first introduced by the comedian Dragoș in one of his shows, and described as a line that you can draw on the map between Poland and Greece.
It remains to be determined which sides of Poland and Greece the line connects: East, West, or Center, but the overall concept is worth considering for future ethnographical classifications.

- What side of the Kurwa-Malaka Line do you come from?
- What do you mean?

by proud-nobody December 18, 2025