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makeup

Shit you put on your face so that your face doesn't look like shit.
I look like shit! I better put some makeup on my face to look less shitty.

Her makeup looks like shit!
by Mr. Nivlac February 21, 2013
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makeupalley

An internet site (also known as MUA) where a vast majority of delusional women on SSRI's holding dead end jobs post from their cubes on their ever expanding asses about the following on a daily basis: celebrities, poop, engagement rings, what is considered fat, open bars at a wedding, declawing, breastfeeding, etc., etc. While bitching about husbands, kids and the state of the union, it is customary to be snarky yet possess the ability to (((hug))). Sound bipoloar? It is. Do not disagree or bring up an opinion contrary to the majority on at the time for you will create massive drama and be shunned from the very "life" before your monitor.
I knew my life had hit a low when I posted every five minutes on makeupalley during the day.
by CallmeErinMc July 26, 2006
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makeupalley cafe

The board on makeupalley on which the women love to make up excessively stupid and FAKE stories for attention. they make-up that they have diseases, that they're SO finds a tooth in food, that they found a super expensive purse for $600 dollars cheaper (yet can't tell you where), that they found a magic diet, that they're ALL a size 00 and have curves (lmao), that they're cat did something superrrrrr cool, that they're SO's are ALL supposedly good in bed, that they were never supported by their parents (and that it's bad to be), that they all have new cars (HAHAHA), that they NEVER tried drugs when young, or whatever other stupid things they can make up for attention.
"Omg, omg, guess what makeupalley cafe my cat just did a sommer-sault and then a new gold bracelet came out of my SO's poop!!! OMG!"
by Ihatedrama July 28, 2006
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scene makeup

neon, bright, bold makeup worn by the scene kids. Girls wear many different eyeshadows at once,many different shades, as long as there bright and bold. the most commom style is bright pink under the eyes with purple, blue,green, or yellow on the top or sides..or any combination of colors
scene girl: omg! your scene makeup looks rad!
scene girl2: omg! thankyou!! thier from MAC
scene girl 1: MAC is so stellar
scenegirl 2: i know, MAC is the sex
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makeup face

The face a female unintentionally pulls when applying makeup. Most makeup faces involve squinting eyes, open or limp mouths and raised eyebrows. One can look quite humorous while pulling one of these.
Sandy always puts her makeup on in private because her makeup face is too embarrassing.
by tootbrush13 November 29, 2009
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toilet makeup

Makeup usually worn by stereotypical girls who are obsessed with applying makeup for every occasion.
Stereotypical girl : I'm so late, i have to apply my toilet makeup or else i can't go out.
by Michael Thomas... September 9, 2009
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corpse makeup

A drunken slur used in tirades about sports that have no worldly definition.
Football is a stupid ass game for h*m*s in corpse makeup, too!
by TheWowExperience April 8, 2021
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