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My friends

An expression used by a person who has no friends.
"I believe in America, my friends."
by That One For President October 8, 2008
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Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *
by sisterslurp May 18, 2019
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Drop my friends at the pool

Taking a dump. Usually several successive sh!%s (the small pebble type as opposed to the singular “Log)”

Your friends are technically being “ dropped” w: a healthy splash into the “ pool”
I’ll be out in a minute just dropping off some friends at the pool, try the men’s room. Or : “ do you have any toilet paper? I’m about to go drop my friends at the pool”
by Pro skills December 15, 2018
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all my friends

by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021
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My Friending

My friending is the equivalent of 'my friend'

Mostly said by McNasty, although, some of his friends join in with using the indian accent that goes with 'my friending' and the following sentence
My friending, I am getting a call from probably the government. (my friend, I am getting a call from probably the government.)
by CharleySketch June 28, 2020
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all my friends are toxic

All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless
So rude and always negative
I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy
Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cellphone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
But life is immaculate, backin' it up a bit
Countin' my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites, chewin' on chocolate
Had a bit limited time, but I should
Be good for a minute, don't want to admit it
I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm screwed
Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze
I'm better off all by myself
by badboy7656 February 10, 2022
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My friends

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019
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