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the dick of my balls

In reference to one’s penis.
She kept staring at the dick of my balls.

I need to pee out of the dick of my balls.

40 ounce in my lap and it’s freezin’ the dick of my balls.

I’m thinking about getting enlargement surgery for the dick of my balls.
by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023
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nugget my balls

A gay man's word that is described when kicking someone's testicles for sexual gratification. See bondage or ball torture.

The nugget is represented by the balls or testicles; and to nugget my balls is to have someone kick the balls or injure them in such a way that winds the person.
Cyril walked into The Laird, put down his handbag and yelled in his biggest butchest voice, "Nugget My Balls! A queue of men quickly got in line to kick Cyril in the balls.

"Somebody needs to go in and nugget that bitches balls!"

Fred who was drinking at the 'Nugget Up Bar' nuggetted another man's balls who walked up and ordered a females drink.
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Don't touch my balls

Joe: You have a bug in your code. Let me sit down, and I'll fix it.
John: Don't touch my balls.

Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.
by Alejandro con Queso March 4, 2006
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Gotta get my balls back

A statement that a person makes to one's self when they realize they have allowed fear and anxiety to prevent them from doing something important or achieving a goal.
I've avoided calling this beautiful girl I met in the coffee shop. I'm almost forty years old and I am not married, I've gotta get my balls back and call her. courage, bravado, guts, confidence, masculinity, manhood
by joecoolthefool January 17, 2015
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Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.
Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!
by chucknorrisx10000000 September 5, 2010
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Popped my Balloons

Another way of saying that you ruined something such as:

1. a day
2. a happy moment
3. a glorious meal
Your excessive drinking on my wedding day Popped my Balloons.

Officer, these handcuffs are seriously popping my balloons.

I have a feeling the test results are going to Pop my Balloons.
by rhinografix March 27, 2011
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On my balls

NYC slang. Similar to “on my mama, on my life, on my dad”. You can also say “word to my balls”, which is similar to “word to my momma, poppa, who-fuckin ever”.
Tavion (tay-VEE-on): Yo, r u deadass?

Deonte: Yea, I’m so deadass, wrd2 everything bro. I put that “on my balls”.
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