Mike

a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!

mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch

by mikeisanass January 7, 2010

Miking

The act of hitting ones self in the groin region with a soca connector

He miking himself by the dimmer again. I swear he does it on purpose

by Waldodba December 7, 2018

Mike

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by anonymous May 1, 2021

Mike

Texture

Mike Pace specifically brings a little bit of texture to the work place where everyone else is plan and flat.

by rock55on41 May 27, 2017

Mike

a cute guy who has the cutest chubbiest cheeks and squirrel teeth and the most nicest, cutest, and funniest guy you will ever meet. he’s an amazing person with a big heart.

Me: Hey Mike.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.

by laurenlax437 October 16, 2019

Mikes

the most astonishing, astounding, surprising, bewildering, stunning, staggering, shocking, startling, stupefying, breathtaking, perplexing, confounding, dismaying, and disconcerting person ever.

Mikes is so dreamy *mouth waters*

by miminoto April 25, 2021

Miked

Being face down in the grass drunk.

"Everyone at that party was miked out by the end of the night" or "hey bro, let's get miked tonight, I bought lots of fireball"

by Doodlydoo August 2, 2016