Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

by FreakKnockKnee.com June 4, 2018

metricationist

A person who uses or computes metrics.

John/Jane Doe is known as the local "Metricationist" due to his/her superior abilities at identifing things to measure to understand the quality of our product.

by ejz205 August 12, 2008

medicaking

the use of cake as a dosage form.

A : dude want some cake ?
B : nah man i got a real bad headache

A : want an asprin medicake?
B : yeah i could do with a bit of medicaking

by killerof7 September 8, 2013

medihating

The act of quiet reflection, thinking of the people you dislike and the revenge you will one day take on them. To engage in mental exercise, as concentration on one's breathing or repetition of a mantra, for the purpose of reaching a heightened level of spiritual awareness and anger.

Medihating is the hand that opens the door to enlightment.

by rjwd March 12, 2015

mencation

A vacation away from men ! (also used in a symbolical sense to denote a quest for greater time and space to focus on your own endeavours)

A: I am so sick of men and dealing with their bullshit.

B: I think you need a "mencation" ! lol

by AdriaticBeauty September 12, 2016

McDiction

A word describing the addiction to McDonald's fast food.

Guy 1 - Jeff has been putting on pounds lately man!

Guy 2 - Yeah, he has a McDiction.

by fredohandles223 May 7, 2017

medafication

The process of getting medicated

Last week, Angel finished up his medafication.

by TrueUDKing October 18, 2018