meatloaf beg

A slut named Chris

Man that chris is a real meatloaf beg.

by McKenna adams September 27, 2018

meatloaf beg

A slightly annoying deucer named Chris.

That chris kid is a real meatloaf beg.

by McKenna adams September 27, 2018

Meatloaf

An exceptionally fat and lazy cat that does nothing but lay around, resembling the famous ground beef dish cooked by suburban mothers and housewives across America.

"Yeah, my cat is literally a meatloaf. He's the worst."
"Excuse the meatloaf on the table, that's just my cat. I'll get the spray bottle."

by yiikes May 19, 2018

weasel meatloaf

When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy

Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard

by Beilfetish May 20, 2018

Sexy meatloaf

After fisting someone’s ass hole you put the ingredients to a meat loaf into their ass and mix them to bake later.

I made some sexy meatloaf with Stacy

by Chase Webb October 10, 2022

Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.

No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.

by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022

Meatloaf

A literal heartattack in the form of a squishy loaf of brown sadness.

Person: Doctor, I have been feeling really nauseous lately
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF

by yatzeeman541 May 14, 2022