Mason is Gay
by HeyDaddySuckMe July 09, 2023
Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
by Gooberknitch October 28, 2023
A boy,
beautiful.
his smile as sweet as candy,
his eyes the colour of innocence.
his hair so pure and bright.
no one is perfect, but I'm afraid he is.
I long for this boy to be mine.
beautiful.
his smile as sweet as candy,
his eyes the colour of innocence.
his hair so pure and bright.
no one is perfect, but I'm afraid he is.
I long for this boy to be mine.
by nikitab October 14, 2022
Mason is usually a very fat, hungry beast. he thinks he's funny, but he laughs at his own jokes and sounds like a dying 400 pound hog getting hit by a motorcycle that got crashed into. he's so single that he shoves his own, fat cock up his own ass. he dates his own cousins that live in the same house as him. he asks out the hottest girls in the school with confidence thinking he is gonna get lucky. he looks like a log and shits out logs. he looks like the human version of a cummed up tampon. his humor is drier than the sahara desert and uses cum for chapstick.
by schoolsucksballs March 01, 2023
by addy_who? May 18, 2022