Leo the Mao

Highest king and founder of the Kekeke dynasty, which rules over Billistan until today.
He appears to be extremely inbred, which caused him to lose the ability to meow properly.

I had such an honor to be scratched by King Leo the Mao today. I feel so blessed.

by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

In the Mao

When someone is 'in' or when someone does something sick. However, it 'mao' can be used for other things. The 'mao' is essentially a metaphor to whatever the user wishes it to be. Short version is 'itm'

When your friend just got their interest's number
"Dude Joey is in the mao!"

When your crush and you have a heart on snapchat
"Bro I'm in the mao"

When you score a basket from halfcourt
"IN the mao!"

When you get an A on your math test
"YOooOOOO, innnnnnn the mao!"

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

Xi Zedong Mao Jinping

Xi Jinpings half brother

Xi Zedong Mao Jinping jumped off a bridge on January 31, 2023

by aRandomPZKWKVdude January 31, 2023

Dong Mao

it has no definition it can be put into anywhere

it can be used as a verb a noun an adjective a dong mao

by boogadan May 31, 2019

God Emperor Mao

God Emperor Mao is the most powerful person in the universe. With his god like powers an physique, he can decrees or increase your social credits faster then the speed of light.

I just got a call from God Emperor Mao, you will have your balls chopped off in five days

by get the hell off my property October 13, 2021

The 5 Mao's Crew

A underground hip-hop crew consists of 10 original members. Presently, only four members are active which include:

Pet, Jay-C, 6-Pac, and Super 5 cents. An album from them will be set to release in 2011.

A:Hey, I heard the 5 Mao's Crew are coming to town.
B:Seriously?
A:Yeah, you wanna go?
B:Yeah, where are the tickets
A:Oh, you don't need tickets, cause they are so underrated.

by Vasup C. May 27, 2010

mao brain

Getting a blowjob from a woman of Asian decent

I got mao brain at the Chinese sorority party last night

by CliccLiKe May 03, 2020