Maddox

Maddox is very fine, smart, and godly at basketball

Maddox- pulls all the girls and very talented

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Maddoff Scale

A measure for ranking how badass a Ponzi scheme is when uncovered based on its size and duration relative to the Bernard Maddoff Ponzi Scheme.

In addition to his dismay over being arrested Brent was disappointed to learn his Ponzi scheme only ranked a 0.2 on the Maddoff Scale at his trial.

by Papa Jizzly January 30, 2009

Maddox

Maddox is a rude and disrespectful guy, you don’t want to become friends with because if you do he will find a way to crush you!! Maddox is alway the worst boyfriend you could ever ask for, and last but not least he is not smart, although he is good looking.

Dang! Maddox is fine, but he is an ass.

by Deanna Pate August 15, 2019

maddox.xmission.com

Awesome website owned by an equally awesome man. To summarize, he basically doesn't spew out bullshit every five seconds like 99% of America's population, and comes up with the most obvious solutions to today's problems. In my earnest opinion, if this guy had the learnings to be a politician, he'd probably make one of the best President's. His views are straightforward and just damn good.

I need not quote him, check out the site for yourself. Also, keep in mind that there is no WWW in front of it, just http://

by James Bond! September 8, 2004

Maddox

Real name George Ouzounian , he is the creator of the self-proclaimed The Best Page in the Universe. He's also a pirate who kicks ass. He doesn't like bitchy women, kids, old people or Titanic. People say he should be the king of the Internet. I agree.

Quotes from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."

by Hayley October 1, 2005

maddoxism

Maddoxism is not a religion, as it is not comprised of myths, fairy tales, and legends. Maddoxism is real. The equivalent 'god' in Maddoxism is Maddox himself. Some facts about life that Maddoxism emphasizes:

- For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. (anti-vegeterianism)
- Women are inferior to men. (anti-Women's Rights and all that bs)
- Hippies, seniors, children, and generally people are inferior to God himself and should be killed in the name of Maddox. (pro-Maddox)
- Beef jerky and Maddox are generally the best things in the world.

I don't just believe in Maddoxism. I LIVE Maddoxism.

by MoneyisAwesome January 29, 2010

Mandog

A dog that has evolved at the same rate as humans, having high brainpower but also the ability of running on all fours. Sometimes confused with werewolves.

Aaaaaaaaahhhhh, mandogs, run!

by vancouvermandogs March 28, 2007