Lonked

another word for horny, since we dont like that word. it can be used in a lot of situations, we tried it all. all we want is for people to stop using horny so USE LONKED!

Man #1 : "Man I'm so lonked for her right now."
Man #2 : "So go hook up with her bro!"

Girl : "IM SO LONKED FOR JACK!"

Man #1 : *looking at some chicks boobs and not breaking eye contact*
Man #2 : "dude youre so fucking lonked"
Man #1 : "i know!"

by yomommmmmmabro October 23, 2011

the longest yard

The act of pleasing yourself through anal penetration, the teasing of your scrotum, and the sucking of your toes all at once.

I got bored last not so I locked the door drew the blinds and attempted the longest yard.

by Broseidon the bruh July 20, 2014

Water Logged

Water logged: sex act, submerge meat in water for 4 hours then when you and your mate are ready for intercourse you pull your meat out of water and slap your mate across the face to start the games.

Hey wanna see a water log, mate replies yes you come out of bathroom and sale her unexpectedly with your meat and yell water logged!

by Jacques LaCox May 9, 2018

Longdicked

When someone always has to out do and one up you no matter what the topic is. Usually you and everyone around knows this person and knows they are fabricating this and most other stories.

Jimmy: I bought a donkey yesterday, she's really cute.

Todd: Oh yeah, I slept with THREE donkeys last night and you know what, they said I was the best they ever had.

Jimmy: Damn.

Joshua: He "Longdicked" you again, will it ever end?

by Mr. D. Butter May 10, 2010

The Longest Definition On Urbandictionary

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This is the longest definition on Urbandictionary. Even longer than the second longest. (Duh...) Since M is a tied with W for the biggest character on most fonts, this is the longest definition possible.

by Literally Anyone January 1, 2017

longevity

Big titties

my fat useless brothers named patrick suffers from longevity

by Briznandon February 12, 2004

lonned

Of or pertaining to misfortune.

Variations include:
lon
lonning
lonnie
lonning around (completely different meaning)

1. Gerry and Gerry got lonned when they were traveling on the way to the "thing" and they got lost in the desert and Gerry ended up killing the other Gerry.

by Roost3r July 8, 2005