Derpy Logger

A person who is passing a logger, and due to the extreme pain, and has an expression that is funny as hell, until that person is you!

Dude 1: Oh sh*t, I've got a logger!
*Dude 1 makes a weird expression*
Dude 2: Hahahahaha, you're a derpy logger!... OH SH*T!!!
I'M A DERPY LOGGER NOW!

by FlipD3RP December 2, 2011

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Cold logger

A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.

After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.

by Mr Ock June 26, 2019

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Logee • Logger • loge • Logen • lovee • loreen • Logie • Loree • Loveee • loveesh

Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

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Lolli-liggy-laggy-logger

When someone gets drunk off of laced lolli-pops then gives you head.

I was at that party last night man, and this sexy girl gave me a nice lolli-liggy-laggy-logger.

by dontshakethejake November 4, 2012

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The Marijuana-Logues is an Off-Broadway comedy show in New York City. Arj Barker, Doug Benson and Tony Camin are the creators and performers. It is a four man stand-up comedy show, with the majority of the humor centered around the drug marijuana.

"Everyone was high at the Marijuana-Logues, we laughed our asses off."

by SoYougSoHigh January 14, 2013

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penis logged

This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.

Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged

by Uranyl October 31, 2004

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