crank dat lion king

when a guy cums in his hand and puts it on his thumb and slides his thumb down the girls forhead and says "simba"

yo me and my girl did crank dat lion king last night

by bunnyyyyyyy January 10, 2008

Roaring Lion

The greatest energy drink you will ever drink

#1: "Did you just orgasm?"
#2: "Yeah I just drank a Roaring Lion"
#1: "Ahhhh"

by dcalfine May 18, 2010

detroit lions

haven't been champs since the
60s...only were good in the mid 70s and in the 90s with Barry Sanders

the lions are always screwing up

by ItsAllBeenDone March 23, 2004

Lionel Messi

A young Argentine soccer star who currently plays for both Argentina and F.C. Barcelona. Having dominated in the u-20 Cup, he went on to become a all-time leading scorer for F.C. Barcelona. He is often compared with Diego Maradona, who declared Messi his prodigy.

C. Ronaldo: How did Barcelona win the Club World Cup?
Pep Guardiola: Because we have Lionel Messi, thats how!

by FDGBoxman December 27, 2011

Lion

A totally fucking badass name for badass people

Guy 1: hi, what’s your name?
Guy 2: Lion, what’s yours.
Guy 1: WHAT! That’s awesome mines Greg.

by Tacocorn13 May 12, 2018

lion sex

Sex that only lasts for 15 seconds and ends with the guy passing out for a couple hours while the girl makes dinner

"I hate my new boyfriend, we have lion sex, then he really expects to wake up to a dinner"

by Ninjalicious October 9, 2007

LionLogic

Taking the most logical action to any situation and doing the complete opposite.

Sara should have stopped at the red light, but used LionLogic and ran it anyway. The semi never saw her.

by LionLogic September 19, 2006