leesey

A girl who is not hot in any way but still tries to dance like a whore at clubs; a wannabe slut; also very clingy girl, with same characteristics

Derived from the aspect that real sluts are "loose", while a leesey is not loose, but wants to be, so she is "leese".

Guy: Dude, where have you been?
Wingman: You SO owe me man, I got stuck with another leesey!

or

Guy: *panting* Man, we gotta go!
Other Guy: What is it?
Guy: *looks over shoulder* That leesey just tried to kiss me!
Other Guy: *panicked* Oh (expletive), duck down and follow me!

by Lord of the Dance January 16, 2006

Lewisese

A text message containing a confusing jumble of words that are hard to decipher because the sender refuses to correct any typos. Looks like an unknown language because the sender moves on as though it made perfect sense.

Lewisese to English Examples:
"how are you like it" is "How are you?" and "How do you like it?" at the same time.
"I love the flurry clogs" is "I love the fur clogs"
"havent sen tit yet" is "haven't seen it yet."

by HBDB October 7, 2016

Leisegang

Leisegang is the most unique and kind person. He is very funny, and likes baseball. He is awesome, duuuhhhh. He likes to have best friends named Max and Jacob, so if your name is Max or Jacob, you are very lucky.

He is such a Leisegang, because he helped me up when I fell.

by Mindgo February 21, 2019

Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)

Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.

by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021

Puh-Lease

Something kids & teens say when there is an opportunity or situation to do something terrifying. Often used when trying to sound grown up.

Parent: Are you sure you want to try this broccoli?
Kid: PUH-LEASE! Last night I had spinach.

by Louise_East November 23, 2011

lewey

The act of making a person work for you and not paying him his salary.

I will not work for him anymore! He leweyed me last month.

by iamlester239th January 14, 2013

lewseys

Loose change. Named after the England rugby player, Josh. By extension, lewseys can sometimes be called Joshes.

Come on lads, cough up, we need lewseys for the tip.

by The Moai March 17, 2005