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Paxton Lemons

The scariest man alive, in his free time, he rapes girls. first he tickles their boobs, then he asks them if he can borrow their phone charger. The girl goes upstairs to get it, while he is alone, he masturbates all over the couch. He throws her on the ground and barfs in her mouth. She enjoys this very much and throws a party with her friends. They all come over and watch as Paxton melests them. Paxton is probably the best person you ill ever meet he always knows how to get the girls.
Paxton Lemons is hot! I want him to pinch my booti.
by Michael Slinkman November 17, 2013
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lemons

definition: the semi-secret nickname for very very annoying boys who like to kill you with their annoyingness.

definition #2: the things you squeeze for lemon juice

definition #3: a very perverted word that is used for private body parts.

definition #4: a word that i used when there is no better word for the cause
#1: Let's kill lemons

#2: Lemons are yellow and sour.

#3: LET'S KICK HIM IN THE LEMONS!

#4: "Do you like the pink one or the blue one?" ---- respond with: "LEMONS."
by yoplait May 13, 2005
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throwing lemons

Originates from "getting lemon sneaky". To be throwing lemons or to have lemons thrown at you refers to any kind of sexual act.
Dan: "How was last night?"
Jess: "It was so funny, this girl was throwing lemons at everyone!"
Emily: "Even Jess had lemons thrown at her!"
Dan: "Oh, lemon sneaky!"
by iamem July 28, 2009
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lemonia

I hate that lemonia girl. I want to kick her in the face.
by smart girl00000 December 31, 2007
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Lemonshark

A small vicious feline of a tawny yellow or orange shade; a demonic yellow cat.
" I am being stalked by the Lemonshark....ahhhhhhhh! Help me!"

"The scars are from Lemonshark who is purring on that cushion."
by BloodyLayn February 4, 2010
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leonism

racism or favoritism to people named leon
i hate this guy because his name is leon so im leonism
by anonymous October 19, 2022
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lemons

small shitty sour fruit resembling four people i really hate. all immature retarded and mentally effed up!
play stupid games and act and talk like they are four years old. well theyre not, theyre actually 14 and in 8th grade. grow the fuck up u stupid lemon!
"Gawd dont be such like the lemons!"
by megan/lauren May 29, 2008
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