It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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Late Night Stiffy

Those moments when you’re up late and get a grade-a raging cock penis boner hard enough to penetrate the earth’s crust
Girl on FaceTime: hey lol let’s stay up all night

Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN
by _The_Fool_ May 16, 2023
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late night dehydration

Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.
Bro 1: Dude I had the absolute best late night dehydration ever last night!

Bro 2: Bro, really‽

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that shit tasted so good

Bro 1 and bro 2 dap each other up in the manliest manly manner known to the manliest men of all man
by Craig Burns March 28, 2020
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late night hygiene

eating healthy foods late at night to make up for eating lots of other unhealthy foods throughout the day
My late night hygiene consists of apple slices and a glass of milk.
by Taco_G_ May 25, 2016
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Late Night Ghost Club

The slang used for “Klu Klux Klan
Hey, You going to the late night ghost club meeting. I heard we are burning stuff
by Little Timmy boi September 25, 2021
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Late night low

When a feeling of sadness/depression comes over you when staying up late
Man, I got late night low again, what should I do?
by Megalodonmaniac344 November 4, 2020
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