Lance Commandant

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.

"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

laced and tied

v. To get beat down by somebody, who is usually with a group of people, to the point of embarrassment. Getting laced and tied usually happens outside of a gay club or on the block, and mostly used by "the girls" (aka black gay men).

James: Ooooh girl did you hear the T?

Jamal: What gir?

James: Bitch! Jaylen was talking mad ish at the club, so Jeremiah and his Judys laced and tied him during the fallout!

Jamal: OOOH GIRL! That's real T!

by howwyouuduinn? March 12, 2010

Lance Flop

Derived from the drug scandal surrounding Lance Armstrong. Combined with the unreliability or dependability of a person, also know as a "flop". Together used to describe an unreliable, unpredictable or undependable person who may or may not be a recreational drug user.

Friend: Yo we should make plans to hang out some time.
Me: Easy there Lance Flop. We both know you just gonna bail.

by Retailprice June 12, 2016

Lancehole

A "Lancehole" (noun, plural "Lanceholes") is a cyclist who hogs the road and refuses to move over, regardless of whether or not he/she is actually meeting the listed speed limit. Many Lanceholes can be spotted donning their skin-tight, sponsorship-laden shirts and shorts.

An arrogant and unfriendly species, Lanceholes are fiercely aggressive assholes, often channeling their inner Lance Armstrong, hence "Lancehole". When threatened, Lanceholes commonly resort to threatening fist-shakes and comments, such as "share the road!”.

Passenger: "Hey man, you know you can speed up, right? You're doing 15mph in a 30mph zone."
Driver: "Sorry, I can't. This Lancehole in front of me won't move over."
Lancehole: "SHARE THE ROAD!"

by astankytool June 29, 2017

Lance Gallagher

Lance is a very weird kid in Illinois who is love with his pixelated character named the “Renegade Raider”. His heart isn’t all for the girl as she does her insane, sweaty 90s. Lance and Renegades relationship has came to a bumpy road ever since Fortnite Battle Royale has started to lose hype and die down. Lance has recently been seeing a girl named “Wraith” from the game Apex Legends, crazy what a Lance would do for some clout!

Oh this girl isn’t popular anymore? I’ll just Lance Gallagher to a girl who’s more popular.

by Zach fan February 12, 2019

Lacey

Lacey is a cool, cute and sweet person. But when you mess with her you could be in for your worst nightmare. All the boyfriends she has are cute and hot asf. She doesn't admire people, people admire her 24/7. She is a hot ass girl who got all the confidence in the world she ain't scared of nobody. PERIODTT

Man my girlfriend is that lacey type of person and she is the best at it.

by I'm my own bae May 14, 2019

lacey harrison

She is an amazing bestie with high self esteem and is very serious about daft games like roblox. She is also very strange and I advise u to stay away 😂

Oh no! There’s Lacey Harrison! Let’s run!

by Anonymouspeep666 April 14, 2019