langer

langers = drunk
langer= insult
my langer=penis

dude your such langer,you got so langers and whipped out you langer in front my gran.

by r_d_m December 2, 2010

Langley High School

Langley High School is full of rich, snobby students who were accidentally born from a ripped condom so here these demonic monsters thrive shooting heroin into their veins knowing they were born failures and will die failures. The daughters of Langley have sex with their fathers so he’ll give her the cocaine she has been craving since she was eight. The mothers wack off their sons because they are all cougars and can’t get the pool boys attention. Even though they may brag about having more money, they can’t spell for shit (“Go LAGLEY!”). McLean manages to make them their bitch each and every year. Not only do we crush them in basketball (slight work), we have endlessly made the fat girl with the boob reduction surgery cry and cut herself. However, that is not the only surgery these fucking students receive. The rich girls rebelliously fucked the stone heads to prove a point to society that they are more than just washed up piece of shit. The only thing they got from that was an abortion. These kids who are destined for the great school of George Mason University, unless they had the privilege of giving their teachers a blowjob after school, will definitely overdose in a McDonald’s bathroom, you know— after they got their ass beat by a bunch of McLean kids, the most sacred beings in the land.

McLean Kid: Hey, who is that pregnant girl over there?

Other McLean Kid: Oh, she must go to Langley.

McLean Kid: No way she’s a Langley kid, she would be overdosed somewhere.

*Stoner walks over to girl*

McLean Kid: Oh wait, she does go to Langley High School.

by kbh12 May 3, 2019

Langer Banger

a stud, a man very smooth with the ladies

that handsome man is such a Langer Banger

by langerbanger October 21, 2008

pulling a langley

The act of taking a sick day off work immediatly after a period of holiday.

shouldn't jack be back from holiday today?" "Yeah; he's pulling a langley

by concarrot July 8, 2010

Langenthal

A general math teacher with a hard life and interesing students. Sometimes rude and mean

Mrs. Langenthal made us have a pop quiz.

by rabro clast March 27, 2011

Lange

A mix between lane and change. usually happens when changing lanes or when lanes suddenly change without one noticing soon enough. It is potentially dangerous when one langes.

Passenger: Hey man indicate before you lange.
Driver: Oh darnnit! I didn't see that guy in my blind spot, that was potentially dangerous.

The other night i was cruising hard on the highway and the road suddenly langed. . . damn road constructions.

by spirimadigger January 4, 2011

Stephanie Langlais

My Beautiful Angel who i call cupcake, she has the best personality and has powerful eyes once i stare into them im trapped with love, she makes my heart numb in that fantastic way and makes it race wild, she thinks shes not beautiful or thats what she says but she is, she lives miles n miles away n she changed my life she has soft skin and she is the best kisser and i am her first kiss, im defently coming back to visit her from the uk for her cos i love her i call her cupcake

"Friend: "Stephanie Langlais" is on
Me: gets excited

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Stephanie: Im mad at you *playing about*
Me/edward: oh my gwooosh, stwoooop ittttt *taking the micky out of her*
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i love you with all my heart cupcake"

by LOVEBUGuk July 22, 2010