lolibaba

A classic anime trope in which a character looks and/or acts like a little girl, but is in fact very old. Sometimes even hundreds or thousands of years old.
Examples: Kanna Kamui, Shinobu Oshino, Senko-san, etc.

I like regular lolis, but I like lolibabas more.
She's not a loli, she's a lolibaba! It's legal!

by Nayulia October 14, 2020

Lolicon

A type of sweet bread from the Philippines.

My Aunt Sophia made me some delicious lolicon bread for graduation party.

by Not Jackpine Jack July 6, 2023

Loli Derangement Syndrome

The irrational belief that the existence and approval of small anime & manga girls promotes and endorses pedophilia.

Otaku: Megumin and Rory Mercury are my waifus!

Loli Hater: What, so you’re a pedophile who supports child trafficking and rape culture?

Otaku: No....

Loli Hater: But you just admitted to liking underage characters!

Otaku: They’re fictional characters living in already unrealistic fantasy worlds where other characters my age also find them attractive. Is something wrong?

Loli Hater: bUt sHe’s uNdErAGe!!

Otaku: Relax, son, it’s just an anime character.

Loli Hater: bUt yOu’Re sTiLL A peDOphILE!

Otaku: I literally can’t even stand being around people’s annoying children, why should I suddenly be sexually or romantically attracted to them?

Loli Hater: bEcAuSe yOu’RE aTTraCtEd tO uNDerAgE cHaRaCtERs

Otaku: The characters I mentioned look nothing like children and don’t even act like them. Loli Derangement Syndrome in action!

by TheSleeperThatHaunts February 21, 2021

lolcatz

only the best effing use of the internet EVER. Features pictures of cats with witty sayings on them, generally mispelled and ALWAYS cute :

I canz has a chezburger?

roar, ima eatchuuu!

yew eated mah kookie?

i iZ a lolcatz

by chapstyk3333 January 29, 2009

lolgic

Basically, argument used against you that is so incorrect or off-base, it makes you laugh out loud.

Despite the basic ineptitude of lolgic, it very difficult to counter this type of argument since lolgic users are typically quite simple-minded, stubborn, and will not easily give in to reality-based logic.

Two astronomers walk into a bar...

-Fifteenth Century Astronomer: You can tell that the sun orbits Earth because it's so tiny, just like the moon. And look at it! It's moving across the sky!

-Modern Astronomer: ....Lol lolgic!

by Tankitty Tank Tank February 27, 2009

loccin it out

this applies to straight up g's studyin for AP tests when their AP teachers don't know quite what they're doing or when straight up g's just take on studyin for AP tests that their school don't even got classes for. loccin it out (pronounced low-kin it owt) is the act of takin' it upon ones' self to study for an AP test almost exclusively independently.

Bizznatch: nigga...i wanna take the AP Physics B and AP Calculus BC exam this May, but there aren't any teachers to teach it skool..........

Molar: F'sho nigga...I might take AP Biology and AP Psychology..shiiet...this skool sucks dydyk..

Jugglez: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaa......

Bizznatch: fuk this...we can get 5's loccin it out.....get a 5 on all those bitchassniggaz...

by btiger408 January 22, 2009

lolcats

Hilarious pictures of cats (or sometimes other animals) in cute and/or strange poses with a funny made-up caption. The most popular caption is "I can has cheeseburger?"

"You really shouldn't give a cat a cheeseburger."
"Dude, don't take lolcats seriously. It's just a joke."

by JennaWenna214 May 15, 2008