comer load

When a Guy has his Pants Sagging and from behind it looks like he took a Massive Shit in his Pants.
Hey Babs, Look at Sean, He has a Comer Load.
by Big Dog Drake November 09, 2017
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Loaded for Bear

To be prepared, mentally and/or physically, for extreme opposition; typically used in reference to an aggressive or potentially violent situation.

The phrase originates with American hunters and woodsmen in regions frequented by the brown bear. Brown bears are the largest land-based predator on earth, and when expecting to deal with them the hunters would bring much more powerful rifles than they would if hunting other game.
When the police responded to the reports of a men in body armor with AK-47s robbing a bank, they came loaded for bear.
by Wyldfire2112 October 17, 2010
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Shoot Loads

1. The act of releasing large amount of liquid (i.e semen)

2. The act of punishing someone in any way shape or form
examples

1. I titty fucked that bitch and after that i decided to shoot loads all over her chin

2. I knew we were gonna shoot loads on Perryville, and we did, 39-0
by J-Ev September 19, 2008
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blow a load

when a man squirts his man juices out of his erect penis
"dude i blew a load on your sisters face last night"

"shit i blew a load all over my keyboard"
by wag September 09, 2004
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load sock

The sock that one blows his load into. May be stashed between the matresses, in the closet, or even worn (if your a sick fuck). Depending on the rigidity you can tell how often the sock is used.
"I just found tim's load sock under his bed. It's as hard as a rock!"
by orophisiss December 07, 2012
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switchover load

a common asphalt plant excuse related to an inferior sample of asphalt.
Ah, don't worry playboy, that sample is bad because it was a switchover load.
by The Cage of asphalt March 11, 2009
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Loading the Cannon

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.
"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"
by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 29, 2011
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