Landing a salmon

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009

landenberg

A small town in rural Pennsylvania. While there's nearly nothing to do, Lbergers find their own fun, and are a mix of elected, wacky personas. The pimple on Landenberg's ass are the big yuppie neighboorhoods, like Sommerset Lake.

There's fuckin nothing in Landenberg

by lburger February 24, 2005

Landan

The way many people from London pronounce London.

Where are you from?
LANDAN!
Shouldn't that be London?
...kthnxbi.

by Ed Mason May 17, 2008

Landing Gear

the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your ass.

also a means to mute the turd-to-water impact

(Boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)

*cloink*

Boyfriend: Babe, I totally just heard your turd hit the water. And I'm pretty sure water just shot up your ass.

Girlfriend: Yeah, sorry. Forgot to use my landing gear.

by KetchupVSKatsup August 20, 2010

Landon Donovan

Greatness, he might be one of the best players on earth. (:

Landon Donovan is the reason the US is still in the world cup.

by Trexx26 June 28, 2010

Landing nap

The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.

As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.

by Morris Packer December 6, 2007

Landon Gauthier

A tall kid who is always grounded. He watches Porn on a daily basis. He acts gay but only sometimes. He is Snoop Dog JR. He's super tall and towers over everyone. He can also almost dunk. He praises Hitler. You know big feet big meat😉. He has a very not nice GF that he doesn't hang out with. He has a VERY VERY VERY sexy butt and abs. He lost his virginity to a dog. He's smart when he comes to school but anything else he's retarded
Love you daddy~Sophia

"That kid is always Grounded"
"Must be a Landon Gauthier"

by 1234323djewfrycngxTU#TFGZ March 11, 2019