Knifey Spoony

A game Australian in origin. Two opponents challenge each other to a comparison of knife blades, to determine who has the greater knife. When knives are to be produced, one player actually produces a spoon. If the opposing player correctly identifies it as a spoon, she/he wins the match.

"THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"

by J. Stephen September 1, 2009

Stereo Knife

A jumbled pronunciation of the word "Scissors", which could easily replace the word itself. Dual-channel cutting.

Yo holmes, pass me the stereo knife, I have to cut my face out of all these pictures.

by Blackfilm October 21, 2010

knifoon

A Knife + A Spoon = Knifoon

It scoops like a spoon but cutss like a knife. Be careful with soup as cuts on the mouth may occur.

An example is completely unneccessary.

by Amy January 21, 2004

swallow a knife

Something you say to someone who you are really pissed off at. Very cruel but still hilarious.

Mean kid: Hey Billy! Give me your lunch money.
Billy:Go swallow a knife, faggot.

by rawrarwrarw January 19, 2007

shit on my dick or blood on my knife

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

by aaron January 23, 2005

knifesexual

Knifesexual (n)

1. sexual attraction to knives or sharp objects, particularly blood stained
2. someone who uses knives in a sexual manner or to sexually pleasure themselves

Did you see albert's knife collection? He's knifesexual.

by DeathStrokeXXX July 2, 2018

that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

by crap November 19, 2004