Kiwi tree

An attractive charming man ,who is kind and generous ,extremely inteligent although i think he would prefer to appear daft as to not be bothered with the solving of opp ,he is tall as a tree and strong like an oak ,it is rumored that horses are hung like kiwi trees . he has the heart of a wise child and the mind of an engineer genius , he can fix anything even a broken heart . sometimes hard to understand because of his foreigner ways and extremely thick kiwi accent , a friend to all none the less ......

Your car is in need of some tlc ,take it to the kiwi tree. He fix .....

by Nachoaveragebeezkneez January 24, 2021

Ninja Kiwi

guys who made bloons or something

bloons tower defense 6 ninja kiwi

by puzzler3015, liker of blons October 23, 2022

Kiwi kiss

Like an Aussie kiss, but next door.

I French kissed this girl, then I aussie kissed this girl, and then finally I kiwi kissed this girl.

by Tana's Handbag August 8, 2006

Kiwi Slang

It’s a informal way of talking used by New Zealanders

“Wanna go to the pools?”
“Yeah nah”
“Is that kiwi slang?”
“Yeah, nah”

by Kiwitwat December 11, 2017

Eating Kiwi

When you're going down on a beautiful young girl perhaps a virgin that is extremely fresh, clean, and juicy her vagina tastes like a kiwi, therefore you are eating kiwi.

"Nah Bob's busy right now, he's eating kiwi"
"Hey is that some kiwi on your chin?"

by B.I. Josephs February 2, 2007

Kiwi

A codeword for Lhiam Andrews-Bancroft.

For some reason, Kiwi is tied to chicken fingers in my brain.

by Ivaaa December 19, 2010

Bobbing for Kiwis

Fellatio

We didn't actually "do it", she just went bobbing for kiwis.

by Liberator69 October 22, 2010