Russian Ketchup Squirter

You find a girl who squirts and wait until she is on her period. Then when she is on her period you fuck her until she squirts her red juicy goodness all over an open hot dog bun and you proceed to eat it.

russian ketchup squirter

by vaginalinspecter420 November 16, 2011

Himalayan Ketchup

Semen

Gosha can chug 266.4 mL worth of Himalayan ketchup.

by A Rad Lad October 6, 2017

ketchup dispenser

Abbreviation for Vagina, but is used more as a gross term than good.

Her ketchup dispenser is on its rags again.

Its that time of the month for the ketchup dispenser.

by Joe Blogggs October 30, 2006

ketchup rag

Something used by girls to absorb their menstrual flow. The term is used to provide a shocking visual.

Mimi: AFK
Jenn: Ping me when you get back. I have a question.
Mimi: Back. Had to run to the bathroom. My ketchup rag was overflowing.
Jenn: Ill. TMI!

by MimiSays May 13, 2009

ketchup stick

another word for a used/bloody tampon.

While snooping through my girlfriends bathroom. I opened the cabinet under the sink and saw at least 300 ketchup sticks just laying on the floor.

by baaba December 15, 2009

Ketchup Ranking

Ketchup Ranking is a system used to determine how efficiently the space in a fridge is being used.Typically employed in student housing. A Ketchup Ranking is determined by the number of ketchup bottles present in a fridge, compared to the number of people using said fridge. If there is only one bottle of ketchup, space is being used optimally. If there are 4 bottles of ketchup, and 4 people, that is a failing Ketchup Ranking. Thus the number of ketchup bottles determines the Ketchup Ranking.

Dude, there are 6 bottles of Ketchup in here, two are nearly empty, and there are only 3 of us living here... We need to throw a potluck or boil some hotdogs because our Ketchup Ranking is through the roof!

by WookieSoup April 28, 2011

ketchup boogers

The dried ring of ketchup that forms around the lid, causing undue anxiety should it happen to fall into your food. Can also be applied to other condiments/food items.

Nobody ever wipes off the excess ketchup from the nozzle, now there are ketchup boogers everywhere!

by Betsey Bodaschweri May 14, 2011