scraping the kernels

When you eat the booty like groceries

You gay

He loved to eat ass, scraping the kernels

by Biggiesmallsmom October 17, 2018

Kennelbate

When a person puts his hands together in a prayer-like position and starts rubbing the area in between his legs with slow, back and forth motions.

''Look, the teacher's kennelbating!''
''He must be turned on!''
''Teachers shouldnt Kennelbate in front of us!''

by fififiestafunnyface3innocence August 23, 2009

kennel the dogs

To shove your big brass balls back into your pants before leaving for a social outing.

I'll be over in a bit. Just gotta kennel the dogs.

by The last word July 3, 2014

kerdels

The phenomenon of dried phlegm in the throat. When a person hocks up phlegm and it comes up in hard pellet like consistency.

I had a very bad cold and hocked up kerdels that looked like curdled milk.

by Mekkis January 9, 2014

kennel time

Time spent dwelling upon an unfortunate event or memory actually causing you to relive the pain from such event/memory.

John (recalls past): It's already been six months, and my ass still hurts from the Deed.
Andrew: At least you don't suffer from kennel time...
John (in pain): NO! FUCK YOU! WHAT THE FUCK! NO! No! Nonooonono...

by MikeySaysCowabunga October 20, 2014

kerell

A very handsome guy. He usually is a class clown and gets caught up but he is a great Therapist and an amazing friend/boyfriend

Tom:yo look at that kid over there

Jeff:oh yhea that's kerell he is an amazing person

by 5555666213 May 27, 2017

Kerney Weezey

Old Scottish term meaning "good luck when you eat popcorn and get two full uncooked kernels in your mouth.

A. Ouch! There were two kernels in that bite!

B. Och, that's a kerney weezey!

by king_seamus February 7, 2018