Kaleb is a tall and a good looking guy. Most the time a Kaleb is as country as country gets! He likes to drink a lot, he is also really musical, he's the most sweetest and funniest guy when you get to know him, which isn't to hard because he has no strangers, he is also a crazy nut who will do about anything if dared to. Kaleb can be an ass or a "horndog" sometimes though, but at the end of the day you will always love him.
by arandompersonnn December 4, 2013
Get the Kaleb mug.A gathering where there the male/female ratio is inordinately skewed male. Like a sausage fest but more Mediterranean.
Karl: How was that new Moroccan mint tea bar you went to yesterday?
Brad: The mint tea was minty but it was a total Kabob Fest.
Brant: I had the lamb.
Tim: Ha!
Brad: The mint tea was minty but it was a total Kabob Fest.
Brant: I had the lamb.
Tim: Ha!
by Pondmonkey January 23, 2009
Get the Kabob Fest mug.one who does not obey the laws, but the laws merely obey him. One is a Kaleb can carry around a vape pen all day and not cough. One can not challenge Kaleb because he is unchallengeable. One can only dream to be a Kaleb.
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
Kaleb
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
Kaleb
by 7dknight March 22, 2017
Get the kaleb mug.An amalgamation of pseudo-bohemian, kuffiyeh wearing, proto-typical non-conformists who identify as being either Arab or Muslim-friendly within a post-9-11 context and sit around all day competing for that one moment of self aggrandizing glory in which they seemingly hog the intellectual spotlight within pointless, shallow conversations related to Middle East affairs just to temporarily fulfill an insatiable thirst for appearing knowledgeable. These types of people are often found in Cafés checking their Facebook profiles on laptop computers and blogging about nothing terribly important.
by Programmer Buydatti March 2, 2008
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