Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.

Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!

by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020

Krusty Lizard Sand

Dry krusty lizard cum

Austin G. M is Krusty Lizard Sand at Roblox

by @RobloxOfficial July 25, 2024

krusty rabbi

The process of a hearty womanly qweef in ones eye until one passes out. Results in the crusting over of the poor bastards eye. Once the crust has been removed, you will notice some reddening of the eyes and dialation of pupils.

My doctor says I need to limit my krusty rabbi intake.

by crusty butt pirate March 1, 2011

Krusty Krab

A song by DARC NiTE establishing rape, byhim saying "She wants my krusty krab"

She wants my krusty krab
I make them in a lab
She wants them so bad
I refuse shes so sad
Cause I'm Michael Jackson Bad

by TheIceCreamMan42302 September 14, 2017

krusty krusty

A lyric from the improved Jay-z song "Change Clothes" sung by pharrell describing the peeps with the krustiest skin EVER - ms. Paper and Kyrie

Ha Haaaa, Krusty Krusty

Q: Which would you do, (The nastiest thing you can think of) or give kyrie's krusty ass a leg massage with lotion.

A: Oh, definitely (The nastiest thing you can think of), fuck the leg massage.

by Sincerely, the BCC class of 2008 February 2, 2005

Krusty

-To have no friends
-To be a scrub
-Does not eat uncrustables
-Listens to "Too Good" and "Gold Digger" on replay

That kid Isaac is so Krusty.

by ClarkIsAfraidOfTheDark January 19, 2017

Krusty’s Fun House

When your significant other has a dried vagina so you lick it to get it moisturised

We were getting ready but i had to perform a Krusty’s Fun House.

by Krustywatty April 28, 2024