kapunkle

Term in Bahamian dialect meaning "badly mangled" or "warped." It is always followed with the word "up" hence kapunkle up.

Kapunkle up is used more to describe how a person looks or feels and less to describe objects.

"Iron your clothes bey, you look so kapunkle up" - meaning ragged. The clothes on their own will be described as rough-dry but wearing them will make you look kapunkle up.

"After that roller coaster ride, I felt so kapunkle up" - meaning broken up.

"Da gymnast was so kapunkle up when she landed, I thought she did hurt herself."

"Dem contortionists is look so kapunkle up. I don't know how dey does get like that. It must be dey genes dread."

by Reds January 21, 2006

Kaplan College

the only college you will ever find in a mall

i couldn't get into community college so i went to kaplan college

by CBJDOE October 26, 2009

Liam kapeel

Wannabe hacker man

Wow, youre really a liam kapeel

by Throwaway37391913 August 14, 2021

Doing the Kapp

Getting caught countless time making sticky time in school

john: dude did you hear about what he did
tom:ye he was totaly doing the kapp

by thekapper January 4, 2011

Kappa Slapper

A female of the Chav species. The comman Kappa slapper is usually wearing Kappa labeled sports attire, hair is usually bleached blonde, donning roots and scraped back into a high side ponytail in order to look semi Ghetto. Usually hangs around bus stops and the local hangouts to look Street, Dope and Down. Usually asks passers buy for money, cigarettes, and to borrow your Mobile phone (cell phone) only to later steal it to sell off in order to buy crack.

Location: Town Centre.

Kappa Slapper 1: S'cuse me mate, you got time on ya?

Passer-by: Yes its two o'clock

Kapper Slapper 1: Thanks mate, you got any ciggys on ya?

Passer-by: No, sorry

Kapper Slapper 2: Your well gay

Kapper Slapper 1: 'Ere mate lend us your phone i need to call me mam

Passer-by: Er, ok, here... (gives phone)

Kapper Slapper 1: TAXED!

(Runs away with phone)

Kapper Slapper 2 (Calls out): See ya later - Minge

by la_dolce-vita December 28, 2005

kapono

righteous in hawaiian

kapono, that was sick!

by bigROACH April 22, 2007

kappernigger

The most worthless nigger on the planet. A hypocritical closet homosexual who a acts like a civil rights leader but in reality just wants to get paid for doing nothing justblike every other nigger.

Kappernigger was actually kneeling so he could get a better look at his teammates dicks before he started sucking it.

by Alabamaniac February 16, 2019