A word to describe a man with an abnormally small penis. Kaiden’s are redneck hillbillies with nearly no teeth think that their shit don’t stink. Their sisters are whores and their trucks are pieces of shit.
Girl 1: do you see that guy over there? He’s kinda hot.
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind
by Ejgivesbjstokaidenandviceversa March 24, 2024
Kaiden is a nice person, He has some kinda close friends and has major anger issues that we just not talk about, He has manners and he’s not rude to girls, Get yourself a kaiden!
by Toelicker79 May 12, 2023
by Bucket2 May 01, 2022
by Savy1234 March 30, 2019
A Kaiden is a type of person who is generally a joy to be around. They often have witty jokes to make and are known for their common lol moments. What Kaidens are best known for is eating children. A Kaiden is primarily a person who cannot eat gluten, so as an alternative he eats children.
by cainedatrain November 21, 2021
Kaiden is one cool guy, Men want to be him, woman want to be with him. He is so tall and so good looking. He is terrible at video game, never talk to him about video game or he will cry like a bitch.
"Hey is the kaiden?"
"Yeah thats kaiden, I know that because he is good looking and also he is bad at video game"
"Oh ok, I want to be with him"
"Yeah thats kaiden, I know that because he is good looking and also he is bad at video game"
"Oh ok, I want to be with him"
by 1Dynamitegal May 26, 2022