jumberlack

The modern version of the oldschool lumberjack, usually a hipster with a faux beard wearing flannel and tight pants who likes to do manly things such as hunt rogue bears and go into the wilderness for extended periods of time. Or simply kids who like to pretend they can do such manly things and therefore dress accordingly.

"That kids too hot and clean to be a lumberjack, must just be a jumberlack"

by Ahlaynah December 27, 2008

Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.

So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.

by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020

dick jumper

A girl who dates alot of guys, and when they break up she finds another boy to talk to the next day.

Damnn...she just broke up with her boyfriend and now shes talking to another guy already?!?!?! What a dick jumper!!

by ilovedickjumpers June 4, 2009

Band Wagon Jumper

A person who only likes the team when they are winning, and dislikes the team when they are losing.

dude! scott only likes the vikings when their winning and talks shit about them when they are losing he's such a band wagon jumper!

by misterbigglesworth May 12, 2010

Puddle jumper

One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.

Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

tustin jimberlake

A very playful and whimsical handjob.

Hey that chick I met on Myspace gave me a Tustin Jimberlake last night.

I wouldn't fuck her, but after a few beers, I'd let her give me a Tustin Jimberlake.

by bryan and jonah March 27, 2008

goth's jumper

<Muff Hairier than a>

A women's pubic hair that is not often trimmed.

Example:

God damn she's got a Muff hairier than a goth's jumper

by The Spike February 22, 2007