Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion

Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.

Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.

Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!

A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!

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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.

A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.

by yarden1234567 December 8, 2009

mike judge

The mastermind that created Beavis and Butthead,King of the Hill, and Office Space.Not only is he the coolest person alive but he started the Beavis and Buthead controversy. A great person.Also see Beavis and Butthead King of the Hill and Office Space.

Teen #1:Thank God theres Beavis and Butthead

Teen #2:No! It's thank Mike Judge for Beavis and Butthead

by Dark T June 29, 2005

don't judge me

What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.

Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: "Don't judge me!"

by Swallowcarryingacoconut May 11, 2006

The judge and jury of misinformation

Said of a person who has so little self awareness that they don't understand they're screwing up, professionally speaking, big time. The new version of saying " the emperor has no clothes on" and isn't aware of it.

Brian Stelter is the judge and jury of misinformation.

by Sexydimma February 2, 2022

dont judge challenge

where semi good looking people put sharpie all over their face then remove it but putting their hand over the camera screen, then go back to looking semi good looking

"You see Emily's dont judge challenge video? She still ugly"

by KlaywithaC July 23, 2015

tell it to the judge

After someone has been caught red handed they may try to excuse thier actions. This phrase is said to shut them up.

I tripped and fell on that fiveteen year old girl while her legs were open.



Tell it to the judge!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004