Jizz Catcher

A poorly grown or awful looking mustache on someone who has no reason to have one, so therefore it can be assumed that their purpose in having it is to assist in the task of catching jizz so it doesn't enter their mouth after they have performed the act of oral sex. Also can be called a "JC" for short.

Friend 1: Hey Ian, that mustache is both terrible looking and completely unnecessary, why would you sacrifice your looks and integrity to have it?

Friend 2: It's obviously so I can catch jizz so it doesn't end up in my mouth after I suck some dick idiot, they call it a jizz catcher, try and keep up homo.

Example 2

Friend 1: Man check out the jizz catcher that Carlos is growing!

Friend 2: Yeah man that's crazy, I hear they are really efficient though.

Friend 1: Efficient for what?

Friend 2: Catching jizz after oral sex do it doesn't get in your mouth!

Friend1: Oh ok, makes perfect sense now.

by DunskyM May 2, 2011

No jizz Wednesday

When a male or female does not engage in coitus or madturbation on Wednesdays.

Jim: " hey, babe, what are you doing tonight?"

Kim: " I know what you want, but it's No jizz Wednesday"

by wnarer April 3, 2016

Jizz Expert

One who knows an alarming amount about the obtaining, handling and digesting of the male ejaculant.

Man Justin, you gobbled up that stuff real good. You have become a real jizz expert.

by Justin Grundstrom January 1, 2012

Fantasy Jizz

When a player you have on your fantasy football team scores so many points in a game that it makes you want to jizz (cum) in real life. (When a player gives you "fantasy jizz" you then take a dildo and act like it is that players penis and beat it off and clock yourself in front of everyone until you feel like you have appropriately paid homage to said player)

Sludge-"Le'Veon Bell just scored his third TD of the day, that's 49 points!"
Parker, Daniel, J Watt, Turner- "OMG! That's so much fantasy jizz! Gimme that gay dick!"

by Larry James May 16, 2017

after-jizz

after a guys done jacking off, the little blobs that come out 1 or so minutes later

DICK: "dude i after-jizz last night it sucked cause i got my briefs all wet and jizzy"

by epic player1 May 1, 2009

jizzed up

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.

Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.

by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010

Jizz guts

A cutesy, publically acceptable, pet name for your girlfriend, after you drop a load in her.

Have a good day at work jizz guts, I'm gonna go back to sleep until about 4pm so please bring back something good for dinner.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020