jitbag

a nerd, asshole or jerkoff

Holy shit that guy Marvin is a real jitbag.

by The Phantom strikes June 12, 2003

poopy jihad

the act of joining with a group of friends to take the loudest shit possible in a public bathroom. it works best when people unaware of the sacred jihad are also in the bathroom and become victims to the smell and noise. it also works best when one of the members has intense diarrhea.

Anthony: Oh man, I need to dump a loaf RIGHT NOW. Come on, we need to have a poopy jihad session.

Casey: Dude, I think I can squeeze some out right now. Or if not I can just sit on the pot and rip some major wind.

Anthony: LETS GO!

by sarbhar May 5, 2009

jihadient

To express great excitement almost to the point of starting a riot and smashing statues of your former dictator.

Stephen Colbert's The Word is jihadient in it's message.

by The Outhouse December 15, 2008

Jihag

Some sort of term in reference to the female race that may only be obtained by "worthy" individuals with penises.

If you know what it means, please add a definition.

Damn i could go for a sex change to find out what Jihag means right about now.

by mullet May 2, 2004

jihad

probably the most misconceived arabic word in existence. it means to work hard and be just, despite obstacles and difficulties. it is the holy war within oneself, the struggle to be a righteous, good human who treats everyone with love and respect, despite the difficulties of everyday life. it does NOT mean blowing oneself up in the name of god. that is done by twisted lunatics who do not know what Islam really is.

in life, it is a jihad to be patient and kind when people are cruel to you.

by lightoftheuniverse October 31, 2017

Jitaeo

Jotaro misspelled. Jitaeo basically means "Yare Yare Daze."

Any stand user: MY STAND IS INVINCIBLE!

Jotaro: Jitaeo

by MegaIoI February 28, 2019

Jithering

When a phone buzzes violently during the night time

A phone buzzes violently at night. “That was a jithering one”

by Bumder July 31, 2019