Jewish Tune-Up

The act of putting one's car up for sale.

My car is running like shit so I gave it a Jewish tune-up.

by magooooooooooooo February 3, 2008

jenisis

A shy girl who sings with awesomeness Also, Love boy bands

Mark do you see jenisis

Yea she is in the corner singing

by Ms.prwtty June 26, 2014

Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

jewish mother

a mother of the jewish religion who is overly uptight, protective and complains a lot

Mom, stop making me eat. I don't need a coat. your such a jewish mother.

by spamee January 28, 2004

jerish

1.) a word for a highly overactive imagination.

2.) someone who constantly writes poetry.

3.) someone so wrapped up in their own mind they do not care what anyone else thinks of them.

wow, you're so jerish!

by poptart is the most amazing kid ever January 18, 2008

Jewish Surprise

Circumcising a man while he has passed out drunk. He then wakes up with a jewish surprise.

Why am I speaking Yiddish, oh mosseltoff! I've been hit by a jewish surprise!

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

Jenis

the Erect part of your jeans when you are sitting down

Her jenis was so big I might just have to smash later on.

by 42069hentaidaddy December 15, 2019