Jaunt

When a crack head goes and picks mushrooms in a forest

Person 1: Where’s Stephen?
Person 2: He’s on a jaunt.

by TheForest January 6, 2020

Jaundice

1. relating to something that is the shit.

2. something one says when they are excited or happy.

If I get that job, it will be the jaundice!

Damn! That girl is the jaundice!

JAUNDICE!!!

by colin and brandon (aka the tits) April 25, 2005

jaunt piece [pl. jaunt pieces]

thing or things, and/or object or objects

Pass that jaunt piece over here.
Get that jaunt piece for me.

by DM June 12, 2004

jaunbrand

A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.

Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?

Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.

Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.

Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.

by alan April 7, 2004

noodle jaunt

referring to a man's "shaft," if you will... a shaft so small that it closely resembles a noodle

"Yo LeKecia, Juan's dick is mad small! Shit bitch he got that noodle jaunt!"

by barnnnn November 17, 2006

frozen jaunita

It is the act of freezing your poop, and then using it as a sex toy

Hold on baby, let me get the frozen jaunita out of the fridge.

by Sean Meacham May 13, 2008

Jauni

A beautiful girl with a breath taking smile who is destined to marry London

“Yo you heard of jauni”

“Yeah, the girl whos gonna marry London?”

by (……………………..) August 5, 2023