Jonathan is the most talented, artistic, beautiful, creative, sweet, caring, amazing, sexy, crazy butthead. He’s goofy as hell and makes the best impressions. He is insecure yet the most fine and beautiful and sexy and cute guy in any room he walks into. He loves hard and passionately and values every moment with somebody that he loves. He is protective and caring for those around him. He is VERY stubborn but if you give him a chance, he’ll come around. He’s a very sweet, lovely guy who has his flaws, but none that are not worth it.
by juicyjuiceguy March 27, 2019
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by theboijake509 November 7, 2019
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When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.
If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.
The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.
If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.
The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
Dude1: "This is my daughter, Jonathan."
Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)
Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"
Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)
Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"
Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
by Baby Jonathan November 5, 2011
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someone who will always say the right thing, He'll sometimes be shy, but he'll respect everything you do. he's bound to be handsome, and will look good no matter what. Sometimes, he will take your breath away. He's a dream, picture-perfect, a complete sweetheart. No one could do any better than a jonathan.
by thecoolestpersoninth3world May 5, 2009
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Get the Jonathan mug.Girl 1: So who's this new guy you're dating?
Girl 2: Oh, just some guy called Jonathan.
Girl 1: Dibs on Maid of Honor.
Girl 2: Oh, just some guy called Jonathan.
Girl 1: Dibs on Maid of Honor.
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