juul

he likes apple and he swallows so hard... only blonde dutch girls like him

he's such a juul

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

Juul

Slang for penis

Hey bro can I hit your juul

by IdontJUUL July 6, 2019

Hit his Juul

A euphemism for sucking a mans dick.

“She totally hit his Juul last night”

“This Juul ain’t gonna hit itself”

by notbenddy October 5, 2018

Shoulda Had a Juul

A phenomenon which occurs when one becomes intensley cross-faded to the point of becoming sick. Symptoms include sweating, pale skin, and lead to vommiting. Occurs typically when an individual becomes mildly intoxicated, and then proceeds to unexpectedly smoke more weed than their body is typically accustomed to.

“Yo did you hear what happened to Timmy last night?”
“Ya bro, he got super crossed and threw up everywhere!”
“Damn dude, he Shoulda Had a Juul.”

by PatPat Patterson June 12, 2018

Tobias Juul

A man with a 2 centimeter penis who invented the fork.

"Oh do you not know Tobias Juul? He invented the fork and has a 2 centimeter long penis."

by peppethegreat May 9, 2019

Juul

One of the most caring people in the world. Even though they might not always have everything go how they want it to go, they still deserve everything. I love them more than anything else in the world but i don't think they'll ever truly realize that. (Platonic)

Friend: "Didn't you hang out with Juul the other day?"
Me: "Yeah i really enjoy spending time with them."

by U probably know me January 9, 2022

$50 And A Juul Pod

Slang term for getting pleasured by in the hindquarters for small sums of money

I wanna hit but all I got is $50 and a Juul pod…

by Promiscuous Juice Of Grape January 22, 2022