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Jordan!

Interjection used whilst one is catching 'air' or shooting a basket ... As frequently uttered by Marv Albert during the 90s.
I yelled 'Jordan!' as I caught some wicked air on my snowboard.

'Jordan!' he yelled as he slashed toward the hoop with his tongue out.
by BobbyFoxglove July 23, 2007
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Jordan

Jordan could be ur hero, ur soulmate, ur best friend and always be there for u. He is the most reliable person in my life and maybe urs. He would do anything for me no matter what it is. Jordan is adventurous, cute, funny, breathtaking, loving and lovable, caring, kind, sweet, etc. One second he’s just and annoying boy but then u get to know him and he’s the love of ur life. He’ll treat u right and would never be mean on purpose. Jordan would give u his jacket, bracelets, whatever u wanted just because u wanted it. If Jordan is ur bf don’t lose him because once he’s gone u’ll feel like u have nothing to live for. He would make u feel like ur the only girl in the world, the only one that he’s ever loved, and make u feel like ur the best
Girl: hey

Jordan: hey how r u
Girl: I’m in the hospital😕
Jordan: OMG R U OK?!?!😨 IM COMING DOWN THERE RN
Girl: Calm down I just have the flu

Jordan: IDC IM COMING DOWN THERE TO SEE U AND IM NOT LEAVING UNTIL U R OK!
by Jordan’s gf September 2, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a really confuzzling guy who can't make up his mind when it comes to feelings. He leads you on just to leave you on read while he chases an ex girlfriend. He's hot, tall, has brown hair, and has beautiful hazel eyes. But don't let him fool you, he will ignore you completely after talking to you for two days.
1. Don't be a Jordan and text your girl
2. That guy is a Jordan, he leads you on then ditches you
3. Jordan is always playing with your feelings
by Jordans_biggest_regret June 24, 2018
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Jordan

GIRL:
A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.
Guy 1: “Dude look it’s Jordan! I’m getting a boner already!”
Guy 2: “Isn’t she your cousin?”
by SO HO December 26, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.
Jordan struggles to have sex.
by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022
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Jordan

She's a bitch
She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.
by vjojr25 February 2, 2020
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Jordan

An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.
Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠
by Natalie20 March 7, 2019
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