jobly

pronounced joe-billy. It is an alternate word to be used in the place of any of the following...and more:
sick, boss, awesome, nuts, pimp, swag

Person 1: "Man, you're just roundin up the chicks!"
Person 2: "Thanks bro, i'm just too jobly."

"Im just too jobly'd out"

by Jobly September 22, 2011

Woobley Joobley

The aftermath of intense sexual intercourse in which the female, or gay male, is not capable of walking straight, feels light headed, and uncontrollably grinning.

Example 1
Bro 1: What's up with your girl?

Bro 2: I gave her the woobley jooblies!

Example 2
Chick: he makes me all woobley joobley!

by yyeeaauuhh! July 20, 2011

Planned Jobsolescence

Term describing the pre-meditated set of accumulated difficulties with Apple devices over time. These difficulties include increasingly insensitive buttons/touch screen, as well as an inability to make use of new network capabilities. Devices inevitably become extremely frustrating to use just as the next generation device comes to market.

The home button on my iPhone 4 crapped out just as the sweet new 5 came out. Planned Jobsolescence has compelled me to donate more money to Apple.

by ursus maritimus July 16, 2014

Jobble

To gargle one's testicles
To treat testicles as though they were mouthwash

"Jobble me, baby, jobble me"
"Why don't you jobble me"
"Yeah, you jobble those balls"

by Malfecient Employee November 11, 2009

Joboy

Someone who is good at everything. Literally EVERYTHING.

He is so "Joboy" :)

by Annie and Jannie April 28, 2009

jobbles

Any dangling body part. (Gender neutral.)

"Check out her jobbles; they fill up the whole billboard."

"Michelle wanted to kick the wanker's jobbles."

by janelle renée August 18, 2006

joboba

Created by Aaron and Joe of Jupiter High School. A joboba is a person who you know well, a friend, a companion.

What's up joboba?
What's new with you joboba?

by Joe February 3, 2005