jiffy

A unit of time that ranges in value from 1/1000th of a second to 5 minutes.

TTTM said he would be over in a jiffy.

by TTTM April 29, 2009

jiffin

found by freak accident at a game of scrabble.. meaning: really cool, class, mint etc

not to be confused with jaffa... which is however a really nice biscuit thing

wow your cartwheel was jiffin!

by liz August 4, 2004

JIFFY

Under-used term for any form of retardation, including human/mammal/other (covering confusion as to what exactly the subject in question is).

see also: Jiff, Retard, Special-needs, Special Ed, The Ringer.

1. You Scratched my CD
2. Do you want FRRRRIIIIIIES with that?
3. sawarrr (pronounce with a chinese twang) what are you doing sawarrrrr....JIFFY
4. JIMMAYYYYYY
5. AFLAAAAAAAC

by The_actual_REAL_Jeffy May 20, 2011

Jiffy Lube

What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.

Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA

by Timpano December 21, 2008

Jiffy

Titty Fuck, where you insert the penis between the titties and squeeze them around it and move them up and down till you cum

My girlfriend gave me some jiffy!

by Bradley September 4, 2004

jiffy-popper

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

by AP November 20, 2003

jiffy tapped

jiffy meaning, "really" or "extremely"
and
tapped meaning, "tired" and "slap happy tired"

so "jiffy tapped" really means "i am so fucking tired that i am crazy!"

"ally, whats up?"
"nothin lo"
"you look weird ally...its freaking me out!"
"im jiffy tapped....long day"
"oh. okay"

by allybo January 1, 2007