Jap Johnson

A name for vagina I heard on American Dad. Pretty damn funny if you ask me

Francine: "I've been shoving recycled carpet stuffing up my jap johnson to save money and you're spending a fortune on gas?!"

by LedZepBabe January 3, 2010

jap-black

Japanese people that try to act like african-american people. They usually are drowning in their own clothes, they fail to pull of the oversized clothes look because they are normally 5 foot tall.
5'1 is pushing it
The film Tokyo Drift has a lot of examples of jap-black people who walk around thinking they are the shiz.
They attempt to rap, and one word, which is pathetic, can only describe it.

Tenko: Did you see Tanaka?

Molly: Yes I saw him, what about him?

Tenko: He is sooo manly and hot

Molly: No he's not, he's so jap-black its pathetic. Why cant he just be himself????????????????!

by Terry-Choc June 18, 2009

jap trap

Term used towards Japanese made vehicles.

Which ride is yours?

That blue jap trap over there.

by g-man January 18, 2005

Jap-Scat

Jap-Scat is a video of a Japanese girl eating shit from a Japanese man. It is known to be the most disgusting poo site on the internet.

Jap-Scat is the nastiest disgusting Japanese shit eating experience ever. http://www.japscat.org

by MonsterManSexy January 17, 2009

jap-eye

the opening at the end of your cock

"ah me fookin jap-eyes stinging"

by sheiky November 16, 2006

jap flaps

slippers (slippahs), zorris (zoris). "flaps" comes from the slapping sound slippers make when you walk with them. "jap" comes from japanese recognizing that many japanese people from Hawaii wear them. although linked to Hawaiians, the term used mostly in southern California.

Person 1: Anyone seen my jap flaps?
Person 2: Just use grab whoever else's fits. We go family style here.

by goopup February 1, 2006

jap tantrum

a condition affecting approximately 96.47% of the jewish american princess population, but capable of affecting rich, spoiled females of any background. symptoms include irritability, yelling, screaming, crying, harsh insults directed at others, binge eating, binge drinking, binge shopping, calling daddy, and/or disbanding of relationships.

last night i called an uberpool instead of an uber and naomi threw a jap tantrum. needless to say, we don't talk anymore.

by steg0saur November 13, 2017