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An extremely expensive phone that gets resold over an over again for even more money. Everyone has an iPhone these days.
Costumer: How much for the new iPhone?
Worker : 1000 dollars please.
Costumer : Oh ok here you go..
by Readmydefinition September 11, 2022
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1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.

2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft

3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.

4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".

5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.
iphones suck so bad that even a dog's rectum would commit suicide if it saw one
by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022
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a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.

also used to play garbage moblie games.
jim: hey, bob got a new iphone.
jimmy: what does use it for?
jim: to play weird mobile games.
by tiktok_sucks!!! September 20, 2022
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single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.

While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.
Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?

Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???
by AI_Buni October 15, 2022
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by Syura- November 3, 2022
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Addictive Device First released in 2007 , uhhhhh u need to sell a kid or kidney to get one.
i stands for internet or apple got mental breakdown and just took fucking iMac first letter WHICH also stands for internet so uhhhhh yeah. also iPhone can access internet did u fucking know that ??? and also you can install apps on iPhone since 2008 , sadly apple disconitinued appstore for iOS versions belov iOS 7 bc they are fucking stupid as fuck.
iPhone i have it in my ass
i will use my iphone to use imessage and imessage other bitch with iphone
i love my iphone (true)
cum
i love cum
by acewayx February 15, 2024
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Timmy: I bought the new iPhone 14 Pro Max
Justin: You just wasted your money
Timmy: You mean my parents money
Justin: *leaves*
by SoaR Renegade on Apple Music February 25, 2024
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