inverted turk

To perform analingus upon oneself.

In the extended outtakes for the Lassie television show, Lassie can be seen performing the inverted turk at many junctures.

by roy a miller March 26, 2008

Inverted Traffic Cones

Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.

A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.

B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.

by BeeGeeA January 18, 2010

Investigauge

To make inquiry, examination, or investigation and to appraise, estimate, or judge

I have an issue with my computer and I asked the IT person to Investigauge the problem.

by spichael January 24, 2011

Indentured Swervitude

When you allow a stripper to work off her debt to you by performing various acts of physical pleasure.

Since glittergirl couldn't afford to pay her rent, I allowed her to work it off in indentured Swervitude.

by DirtySanch3z April 27, 2015

Inverted Okie

When a farmer boy performs analingus at the bottom of a grain silo.

That Jeff gave me a right good rimjob last night! It was quite the inverted Okie back at his farm.

by venuscameback August 14, 2016

Indently

A slang used to end a conversation or get out of a bad situation, also a another way to say yes

Person: Did you wash the dishes?
You: Indently!
Person: Do you want some drugs?
You: Indently not!

by Turken September 13, 2017

Inverted Bull Riding

This is the process of koalaing on to the bottom of a bull so that your head is under the testicles of the bull similar to a 69. You fit one testicle inside your mouth and try to hold on for as long as possible.

Yesterday at the rodeo they let me try inverted bull riding, it was a real hoot and a half.

by Johnnyhardcock69 February 17, 2019