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intellectual boner

a boner you get while reading erotic material
i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why
by Puhercules May 8, 2010
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Intellectual

The elite 'Rick and Morty' fans that understand the shows deep humor and other things cretins wouldn't understand about the show.
"To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty" -Intellectual
by FishmeisterFilms November 29, 2017
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Intellectual Diarrhoea

Complete nonsense spouted so fluently that the untrained might think it means something so clever they just don't understand it
I am a master of intellectual diarrhoea

Example of Intellectual Diarrhoea: "Even the greatest piece of art could possibly do with a little tweaking here and there" .... completely meaningless but looks like it MIGHT be intellectual
by LeeJP77 December 8, 2011
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intellectually drunk

That "buzz" feeling you get after continuous hours of study. It involves no alcohol yet you feel drunk. You may find yourself slurring over words by either talking to fast or trying to cram too many creative words into a single sentence.
After Peter finished his 2,000 word essay, his speech was scrambled due to absorbing to much information.

Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!

Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?

Peter: Positive.
by Goondued November 9, 2011
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intellectually deprived

Not much knowledge or real world experience, ( lack of education)
Talking to her is pointless she is intellectually deprived.
by racingroberts August 30, 2016
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Intellectual Snob

One who uses intellect as a hammer to beat on others
by Michael Wang June 26, 2003
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Intellectual Gangster

Intellectual Gangster is a combination of paradoxes in a person's character i.e Intellectual & Gangster : resulting into elite members of a society with the following traits. (at least 16 traits of the below should be possessed or exercised to become an intellectual gangster, opposing any of the below traits in a person's character will automatically kick him out of this category)

1. Someone with a sharp mind of his/her own. Doesn't follow the negative trends of society linked with culture, music and way of thinking. However this person is not one of your wannabe Gangsters from MTV. He is the type who doesn't need his gats to kill a person. He does it with his words. (Intelligent with the streets and the books)
2. A Gangster who'd rather use his wits/intellect than talk about how he has multiple sexual partners.
3. A person who doesn't sleep around with hoes
4. A person who doesn't keep fuck buddies

He does one night stands if offered by intellectuals, not dumb hoes and trashy pussies.

5. A person who seeks the truth even in darkness
6. A person who writes, reads, explores, travels, raps.
7. A person who cares about his family and loves his girlfriend.
8. He is also a playa with those who try to play him
9. Science is his definition of core in hardcore hip hop.
10. He states the obvious, is not afraid to tell the truth.

11. Has no beef with police, cuz they don't look for him.
12. You can find him at the library doing some hardcore research.
Don't fuck with Eminem or Immortal technique cuz they will intellectually murder you cuz they are intellectual gangsters.
by ImproVindicate June 29, 2014
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