Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination

The process of ruminating on what one should have done or said in an interaction that just transpired or transpired earlier. During PIIR the individual typically undergoes feelings of self-abuse, anger, and/or embarrassment.

"Dude, I could have earned way more brownie points with Paige had I just tried to be more flirty. Now she probably thinks I'm a wank or thinks I’m not interested in her. Wait. Shit, SHIT! I gotta snap out of this PIIR."
"You're not a wank. And what's PIIR?"
"Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination."
"That's quite a mouthful."
"Indeed."

or:

"I just agreed to go to church every Sunday morning with my neighbor. What the shit was I thinking?! I should have told him I'm busy literally every Sunday morning! #Fuckmylife."

by Richard Flavor October 8, 2014

interbate

To masturbate to pornography downloaded from the Internet.

"I'm going to go home and interbate."

by Newslacker April 24, 2006

YNK Interactive

Money Sucking website, ran by ignorant Jewish people

"YNK Interactive Just put a 10% tax on Rohan Points"

by theycallmesuperman September 28, 2009

intercept

to yank someone's dick with your hand

dude did you just see her intercept him!!!!

by bofskbosfjb April 13, 2010

interacting

1. Taking part in an interaction.
2. Present participle of interact.

It gets people talking, and interacting as well.

by Boobs#2 June 15, 2014

interactive agency

A nebulous term for a company that makes websites, but uses a fancy name to justify a higher bill rate.

I just got a kick azz website on the interwebz by overpaying some hipsters at an interactive agency to make me a flashy .com.

by not-for-peepee March 12, 2010

Interbate

The act of masterbating during the intermission of a Call of Duty match, usually immediately following an intense game.

Hold up bro, my girl didn't suck me off earlier so now i gotta interbate.

by OG Mudbone's father March 17, 2011